- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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