- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

knock knock go away!!!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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