Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

All of these jokes are about white people

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Firgen and the blung brigade

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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