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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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