Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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