Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Your gay

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Barack Obama.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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