- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's funny? Women's rights.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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