- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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