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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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