What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I wrote a funny joke.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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