Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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