- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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