- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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