- Anti Joke

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.