Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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