What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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