- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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