What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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knock,knock you suck

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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quantum physics?

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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women's rights

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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