- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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