What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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