A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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TIMMY

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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