- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt