Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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