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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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