Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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PICKLES

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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