- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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