- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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