- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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