A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Women's Rights

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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