- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

I love alchohol!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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