- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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