How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Mooses

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