Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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