What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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