- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

the sky is green no it is not

Brain fart

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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