What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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