- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do black people eat? Food.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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