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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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