Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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penisvaginaorgasm

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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fridge

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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