- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Hello.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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