Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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