Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A bar walks into a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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