A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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