What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Shltskc gw? G

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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