- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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