- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

hey guys im gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Matt is a Duster!

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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