- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Justin Beiber

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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