- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Rebecca Black

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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