- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Small Penis.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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