Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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dead dibbs

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Dont read this joke

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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