Justin Beiber

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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