FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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