Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Eric is gay Ha

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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