How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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I'm Coming

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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