- Anti Joke

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

don't just stand there

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.