- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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