What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A man walked into a bar owch

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

the NAACP

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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