- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??