Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Good afternoon.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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sky's sty

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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