- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

brock has small hands for a small job

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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