Long joke Your such a downey

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A sober Irish individual.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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