- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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