- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Robin, get in the car, please.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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