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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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