- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Equal rights!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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