- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Christ is a conspiracy

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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