- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Your mom is so old she died

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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