How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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