- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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