- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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