- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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