- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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