Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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