- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's blue? The sky.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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