- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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