"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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The truth is he loves her!!

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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