- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Penis-biter

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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