Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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