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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How about that airline food?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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