I don't get it

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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alert("Hello");

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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your mom.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Charlie Sheen

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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