- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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