steven hawking walks into a bar

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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