- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Women's rights.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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