- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Jersey Shore.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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