- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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