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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What is the name of the car? What

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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