What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Democracy.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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