- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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