guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

A man was shot. He died.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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