Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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save me from the nothing ive become

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Women's Rights

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Badabing.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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women's rights.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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