- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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