there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Racial Equality

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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