What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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WNBA

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your sex life.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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