Jack Stevens

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Blacks

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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