What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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