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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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