- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

the redsox

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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