Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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women's rights.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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