How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

My children are mistakes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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