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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Women's Soccer.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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