Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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