3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Abortion

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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