Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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whats black and large -me

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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