You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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