I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Guest what in the butt

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