- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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